In the last years we experienced a lot of unneccessary rules on different minecraft servers. So we have no rules. Instead have fun with our listing of the observed behavior of different roles.
Owner
- Fuck rules, you are owner.
- People do not really like you. They just want permissions from you.
- Let bugs sink through to everybody before fixing them.
- Blame your bugs on the snuvi devs and let them check their code twice.
Admins
- Feel bad because you have less permissions than developers.
- Temporary ban users if you are in a bad mood.
- Abuse the summon command at least once.
- Never pay the server bill on time. This would make the owners life easier.
- Beg for permissions, it works.
- Occasionally write wrong commands like 7ban *insert annoying player*.
- You can not pretend to be a girl because people know you.
- Answer no before you hear the question.
Snuvi Developers
- You can do whatever you want.
- Temporary ban admins with the help of SnuviScript because you can.
- You can control permissions. Do not ask for them.
- Request already built in features at least once.
- Complain about bugs you made.
- Blame your bugs on the owner.
- If you cannot blame your bugs on the owner try other developers.
- People will never notice your efforts.
- Pretend something is impossible if you do not want to program it.
- Program things like you want them. You do not care about others.
- You have no idea what the user wants.
Builders
- Nobody is allowed to touch your buildings. You are the best.
- If you haven't got any motivation to build play another game.
- If a Snuvi developer needs buildings for quests pretend to be AFK.
- People will notice your efforts but claim they could do it better.
- Use spruce or dark oak wood.
VIPs
- You seem to be a very special snowflake. Maybe you are just a girl and the team likes you.
- Users hate ya cause they aint ya.
- Show off with your real life connections to the staff.
Users
- Never mess with Snuvi developers. They are OP.
- First rule about permissions don't talk about permissions.
- Wear a girl skin to get presents.
- Wear a girl skin to get attention from desperate boys.
- Be a girl or pretend to. People will be nicer to you.
- Ask before you think.
- Ask for an admin on first join. In general ask for an admin.
- Never appreciate what a developer has done.
- Never say things like great server to anybody else than the admins. Only admins work on the server.
- Blame your wrong usage of things on the developers.
- Never see the problem in yourself. Feel free to say things like stupid server.
- Try breaking blocks on your first join to show dominance.
- Wear a stupid skin on your first join to make a good first impression.
- Give yourself a name containing HD, LP or something else. This way everybody knows you are a great YouTuber.
- Ask things at least twice. Pretend on having not seen the first answer.
- Tell everybody your microphone is broken to get rid of others who want to voice chat with you.
- Try /op on yourself at least once.
- Ask when the next update is released right after an update.
- If you don´t unterstand something spam the chat. Expect immediate answers.
- "It doesn't work" is your only phrase when you tell developers about a bug you've found.
- If you died and lost your stuff ask an admin for help.